BD is not a good movie by any stretch of the imagination. The characters are flat, the acting is terrible, the shots are all poorly done, and the overall quality is so low it has to have had a budget of roughly $45 and a can of 4loko. This is intentional, by the by. BD takes all the hallmarks of a good Blaxploitation film and mocks the shit out of them. Michael Jai White is so good as Black Dynamite (yeah, that's the lead character's name. Stop acting so surprised) one might make the mistake of assuming he is legitimately a bad actor.
|Only jive turkeys underestimate Black Dynamite!|
|Also afros wide as a midday sun.|
The entire movie is action sequences, diner scenes, and weirdly fitting stock images from 40 years worth of blaxploitation. Oh, there is also that whole malt liquor shrinks your dick so the man can keep you down angle. For the record, I'm white, I work for a major corporation, and I am male. So... that makes me the man... and I love big black cock... so I am not entirely certain where this weird ass rule-them-with-tiny-penises angle comes from.
Ok, now I'm rambling. So, let's wrap this up; just go rent/pirate Black Dynamite. Just go do it. I can't give a synopsis that does this masterpiece justice. I mean, I could... but not without a boat load of work and the creation of some weird ass new words.